I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" yes please
THIS IS SO TRUE
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me"